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The subject line “Don’t take a first date too seriously” seemed peculiar, given that the people in that picture look to be taking their date very seriously.
Anyway, I wish I could have taken a first date not too seriously, but since I couldn’t do much beyond “smile” at anyone, I never scored. I want to preface that the feelings I have about JSwipe are not just because I’m Jewish.
I made my opening line “On your latkes: sour cream or applesauce?
” (Note to suitors: applesauce is the correct answer; sour cream is gross.)I was also intrigued by Adam, who told me he was a singer and sent along a link to his new album. Things must have gotten a little TOO sexy in the past, because Atheist Passions had a lot of rules about photos.
usually describe my religion as “Jewish, heavy on the –ish.” (Read: I will not go to services or fast on Yom Kippur, but I will swing by your breaking-the-fast party and bring some schmear.)But during a dating dry spell that’s longer (and dryer) than Moses’s 40 days of wandering in the desert, I agreed when asked me to check out some popular religious dating apps and sites.
So I spent a month on JSwipe, dharma Match, Atheist Passions and Christian Mingle.
Anyway, the bios on the site weren’t very impressive, and some were even offensive.
Like this one that read, “I am a nice, smart, polite and honest human being with a good, kind heart.
Another strange financial aspect to Christian Mingle: I had to Christian Mingle sent annoying emails every couple of days, especially if my activity dropped off (see the screenshot above).
Once I put all my personal information out there for the single atheists of the world to judge, I went to find someone to chat with.
But there were only five members online, including me and the lone active man with a creepy photo.
I didn’t have one, so I chose the Old Testament instead. ) My Christian friends informed me that choosing a whole book wasn’t technically a passage, and that I could go with a popular section like “Love is patient, love is kind,” but that brought back too many memories of a dying Mandy Moore in .
I chose a profile photo of myself in a Santa onesie. It got approved, as did all my other conservatively dressed photos.