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You’ve got your sweatpants on, ordered enough Thai for two but only for one, and there’s a bottle of open booze somewhere in the room — you must be single on Valentine’s Day. And I’m probably doing the exact same thing, with one big difference: instead of crying my way through…er, I mean dry-eyed watching a cheesy romcom, I’ve got my computer open, and I’m working overtime.
Such is the life of an online dating profile ghostwriter.
Not many savvy singles will believe something along the lines of “Harvard educated multimillionaire seeking somebody, anybody, to shower with gifts and attention.” If you write such a personal ad you are setting yourself up for failure, as few will think of you as honest.
Think about it: honesty is one of the first traits that any single man or woman mentions when describing someone with whom they wish to share friendship, a deeper relationship, and long lasting love.
“I sing Bob Dylan in the shower and Robyn in the car” or “I lived in a houseboat for three months…until it sank. I just moved to dry land.)” or even a quote from your favorite TV show (Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation is a personal favorite: “When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbing”) says something about you and helps spark conversation. Bad dates are good stories (that happen to help you learn something about yourself), and remember: it only takes one good date…
So online dating — on a site, an app or three, or both — is a no-brainer.
Thousands of singles are advertising themselves with the same headlines “SWF age 35 125# 5’6″ seeking SWM 35-45 for friendship and possible ltr”.
That’s great, but what does it say about the writer, besides the fact that she’s a single woman looking for a single man?
Don’t fall in love with someone based on their profile.
You’ve made the decision to improve your love life, to seek romance and companionship among the millions of single women and men online who are looking for just the same…